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MY PET GOAT |
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by Tara Carreon "Did Papa buy you a goat?" -- "Satyricon," by Federico Fellini "The lust of the goat is the bounty of God." -- "Proverb of Hell", by William Blake Mutant Star Goat Vignette, from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams
_______________ See Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 911"
[Michael Moore] As the attack took place, Mr. Bush was on his way to an elementary school in Florida. When informed of the first plane hitting the World Trade Center where terrorists had struck just eight years prior, Mr. Bush decided to go ahead with his photo opportunity. [Teacher] Good morning, boys and girls. [Students] Good morning. [Teacher] Read this word the fast way. Get ready. [Students] "Mad"! [Teacher] Yes. Get ready. [Students] "Calf"! [Bush] Yeah. [Teacher] Okay, get ready to read the words on this page without making a mistake. [Michael Moore] When the second plane hit the tower his chief of staff entered the classroom and told Mr. Bush, "The nation is under attack." Not knowing what to do, with no one telling him what to do, and no Secret Service rushing in to take him to safety, Mr. Bush just sat there and continued to read My Pet Goat with the children. See "First Lady Talks About Horse Penises, Harvests Accolades," by Charles Carreon See "Unauthorized Biography of George Bush," by Webster G. Tarpley & Anton Chaitkin: "Mr. Bush got off Air Force One looking tired, eyes puffy and his stride less spry than the 'spring colt' to which he always compares himself." See "Peter Levenda and the Magickal Roots of Nazism," interview by Tracy R. Twyman See The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mutant Star Goat Vignette That's not what I was told. My commander swore that the entire planet was about to be eaten by a mutant star goat. |
