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MONDO BIZARRO -- OUTER, INNER, SECRET

by Tara Carreon

The precious human body
So difficult to obtain
As rare as a one-eyed
turtle, or a turtle
blind in one eye
Who surfaces every
1,000 years, that he
should place his head inside
a golden yoke floating
randomly on the ocean ...

Remember that story
about the one-eyed
turtle that you heard
from your grandma
when you were a kid? Well, here is
the secret meaning, dearie
Let me just whip this one-eyed
turtle out of my pants here
And guess what is the golden yoke?
The dharma is a randy joke.

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